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01-06-2004, 11:28 PM
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
January 6, 2004 -- IT'S resolution time - and we have a few for some of our favorite stars.
Some of our most photographed A-listers ought to say goodbye to the lousy trends they've helped launch.
At the top of the list: Break the low-rider jean habit, girls! Ultra-low-riders are officially off the fashion radar, but Britney, Pink and Paris continue to parade their pelvises in public. If those jeans were any lower, they'd be socks! We all know these gals go to fashion shows. If only they'd learn a thing or two.
Turn off the tanning bed, Jessica Simpson and everyone else: If you keep baking in the sun, we're going to need dental records to identify you.
And how about dominatrix gear?
Canadian country crossover Shania Twain looks like she knocked over an '80s drag-queen fetish shop to furnish her wardrobe. We're afraid - very afraid - of seeing more whips and chains in 2004.
Cleavage as a publicity stunt, à la Mariah Carey, is bor-ing. But wait - so are people who rely on this gimmick to get photographed!
Don't think it's just the ladies who are leading fashion followers astray.
Ashton Kutcher has hair. Does he really think he can fool his fashion-savvy fans by donning a different silly hat every time he goes out? Sorry, Ashton, your hats can only do so much to distract from your drab taste in clothing.
Perhaps Beyoncé, Christina and Nicole Richie could borrow one of those trucker caps to cover up their awful roots and hair extensions .
http://www.nypost.com/living/44537.htm
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January 6, 2004 -- IT'S resolution time - and we have a few for some of our favorite stars.
Some of our most photographed A-listers ought to say goodbye to the lousy trends they've helped launch.
At the top of the list: Break the low-rider jean habit, girls! Ultra-low-riders are officially off the fashion radar, but Britney, Pink and Paris continue to parade their pelvises in public. If those jeans were any lower, they'd be socks! We all know these gals go to fashion shows. If only they'd learn a thing or two.
Turn off the tanning bed, Jessica Simpson and everyone else: If you keep baking in the sun, we're going to need dental records to identify you.
And how about dominatrix gear?
Canadian country crossover Shania Twain looks like she knocked over an '80s drag-queen fetish shop to furnish her wardrobe. We're afraid - very afraid - of seeing more whips and chains in 2004.
Cleavage as a publicity stunt, à la Mariah Carey, is bor-ing. But wait - so are people who rely on this gimmick to get photographed!
Don't think it's just the ladies who are leading fashion followers astray.
Ashton Kutcher has hair. Does he really think he can fool his fashion-savvy fans by donning a different silly hat every time he goes out? Sorry, Ashton, your hats can only do so much to distract from your drab taste in clothing.
Perhaps Beyoncé, Christina and Nicole Richie could borrow one of those trucker caps to cover up their awful roots and hair extensions .
http://www.nypost.com/living/44537.htm
:roll: